Death Is The Biggest Killer In The World,Neither Terrorism Nor Poverty & Not Even Diseases.
Life Itself Is Sexually Transmitted,So Have It As Much As You Want & Give Life.
Good Health Is Merely The Slowest Possible Rate at Which One Can Die. So If You Stay Healthy Then A Few Days Will Be added In Your Lifetime But These Will Be Added In Old Age & Not In Youth.
Men Have Two Emotions – Hungry & Horny & they can’t tell them apart So if You See gleam in His Eyes, Give Him a Sandwich & Chai ( Tea ).
Give a Person a Bread & You feed Them For a Day. Teach a Person To Use Internet & they Won’t Bother About You for Weeks, Months & Possibly Years.
Health Conscious People are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospital & Dying of Nothing.
All of Us could take a Lesson From Weather. It pays No attention to The Criticism . It Don’t Give a Damn.
In Good Old Days People Used to Take Drugs To feel The World as Weird.Now The World Is Weird & People Take Drugs To feel It as Normal. So Always Stay High.
Life Is Like a Home Made Red Peppers Powder. What You Do Today, Might Burn Your Stomach & Off Course That Part Tommorow.
Don’t Worry about the Old age,It Won’t Last That Long.
A 6000 Years Old Book Found In China States That People are Getting Badder & Badder Now. They Were Better Few Years Ago. So If People Were Bad & Valueless Even 6000 Years Ago Then Who Cares Now. Don’t Give A Damn About These Peoples,They Fought World Wars & Now They are Fighting In TV Debates.
Wether You Like It Or Not But The World Is Actually a Better Place Now. Extreme Poverty Is Shrinking, People are Becoming Wealthier & Living Longer Now. so Give Up all Your Fake Super Heroic Thoughts.