Some Truths

Life will never be fair. You can do right things for your entire life and still get Shit on around every corner.anything terrible could happen on any random day.

There are people who lives a miserable life , they don’t deserve it and you really can’t do anything about it.

Sometimes doing your best is not good enough. Remember how stupid an average person is and realize how many are stupider than that.

Oh half of us aren’t even average.

The Corrupt people are often the successful ones. Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting a hungry Lion not to eat you because you are a vegetarian.

Our whole society can crumble into Dark Ages by turning off power for a month.

Nobody exists for a purpose, Nobody belongs to any where, Everybody is going to die.

You are born too late to explore the earth but too early to explore the stars. But you are just born on time to browse the shit on facebook, twitter whatsapp and many more of them.

You will be old,

if you are lucky.

Nothing really matters, Nothing Really matters. Nobody has the fucking clue about what and they are doing.

That seven octillion atoms ,all of which are thirteen billion years old ,after being arranged countless times have temporary formed – YOU.

no matter how good you are in anything there is always an European kid richer then you.

No offense but means you’re about to get offended.The matrix number system is superior to the imperial Number system and so is the indian number system to the roman system.

If you’re wrong and you Shut up then you’re wise but if you’re right and you still shut up then you’re – Married☺

Your profile picture is the best you look and your Aadhar card and identity card is the worst.

If You help a girl when she is in trouble,she will remember you,.

When she will be in trouble again.

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread while severity of itch is inversely propotional to ability to reach it.

If you don’t watch news you are uninformed but if you do watch the news you are misinformed.

If you don’t succeed at very first time then skydiving is not for you neither Mangalyaan.

The plastic bottles couldn’t be melt even by volcanoes. Hot horny adults and teenagers around you are ready to fuck up you or waiting for that.

And remember Sharmaji is your best friend,yea repeat it again.

Sharmaji is your best friend